Wednesday 11 April 2012

When life is getting you down and people are just being dicks...

and you're tired and you feel like you have a mountain to climb and more importantly when people are eroding your will  by giving you dumb idiot advice like "talk about your feelings" or "go for a walk up a hill" or "stop drinking pints of whisky with breakfast" then what you need to remember is WHAT WOULD GODZILLA DO!
Because the answer is really simple, and helps in any walk of life, being a doctor or an admiral or indeed a litigator, since everybody knows that what Godzilla would do is GO ABSOLUTELY NUCLEAR POWERED BATSHIT MENTAL FLATTENING EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH EVERYTHING, WHAT'S THAT? YOU BROUGHT AN ARMY? GODZILLA DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ARMIES! NUCLEAR DEATH BREATH AND STOMP STOMP STOMP! WHAT'S THAT, ARMY OF SPACE MONSTERS? SHOOOOTOOM NUCLEAR DEATH BREATH! SLAP WITH THE TAIL! DEATH AN APOCALYPSE ALL ROUND! REASON? WHAT THE FUCK! YOU TRY TO REASON WITH GODZILLA! KRAKAKPOW! STOMP STOMP STOMP. GODZILLA DOESN'T CARE, HE'S ON A RAMPAGE AND HE'S GOING TO DO WHAT HE WANTS!


Take a leaf out of Godzilla's book, see if your enemies don't fall*.

*also, they are going to fall

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